There was an Asian girl performing a trick with a sword and fire and a huge stone room.

If she used the wrong sword there was going to be a crazy magnetic field.

Another girl was supposed to check and make sure but right before the trick she said she didn't have time to check.

The girl started the trick and we could all tell something was wrong so this guy picks up the sword and suddenly it shoots out some force that splits open a nearby mountain and then as everything is crumbling it crumbles into organized waterfalls and pathways and buildings.

Then everyone was hanging out and I was cuddling with someone, I think Jeremy, and then he got up and moved,

and I was wrapped in a towel and nothing else, and I was sitting on a stone balcony with a bunch of other people and this guy next to me moved just when I moved and I accidentally elbowed him in the eye and his eye started oozing yellow pus, it was disgusting. 

I was in a touristy shop with Dan.

First everything had lighthouses and I was like "It's too bad lighthouses remind me of Maine because I think they're pretty cool otherwise."

Then we were in an Asian shop.
There was a jar of wasabi oil for $95.

In another dream I went to this house at the edge of a lake and I was inside hanging out with some people and then when I left the guy told me to come back any time and gave me $20 because he could tell I'm poor.

In another dream there was a girl who could travel on a laser.

At first it seemed like she just teleported,

but then I saw how she did it.

She held up a glass wand in front of her face and looked through it, and when she did it shot out a red laser, and then from her point of view she saw a red light on the horizon and she'd run as fast as she could toward it and she was asking "Where am I going?"

but to everyone else it looked like she just shot out a red light and then disappeared, you wouldn't see her running.

Then at one point she was wearing my embroidered jacket and in the dream I thought it was weird, I was like "Woah, hey she's wearing my jacket."

I was being tortured by some older guy and some girl in a house.

I was locked in there and I thought he was going to kill me.

It was the longest dream ever. I was trying to call 911 from the bottom of a hole and I kept losing signal and then finally got signal and I was like help me, help me. Then they were asking for my social security number and I couldn't remember it.

Then at the end of the dream there was an elaborate part where myself and a bunch of other people had to figure out who was using what knife on me.

There were so many knives. And I had to climb around in rafters to get them.

When I woke up I was so relieved, although I still felt kind of traumatized. Longest, scariest dream in a long time.

I was in a room with lots of windows. I wanted to change my clothes but I didn't want people to see me changing.

I started to close the blinds but I really wanted sunlight in the room.

Then I was outside near a rack where all these people had hung their clothes. 

I realized a lot of it was halloween costumes...all the same costume. All the girls had worn the same little green and tan dress that was supposed to be sexy.

I don't remember much,

but Dan was singing. At a concert.

And I was part tiger, or something.

Weird dream.

I accidentally started a fire in a river. On gasoline.

This woman told me we had to cross the river but we had to say a specific phrase to keep monsters from attacking us, and the phrase was meant to make them worship the moon and oil.

Then I was looking at a map of a coastline with a place called "Corinth" and a place called "Corinth on the way" next to a mountain named Ausgun, or something very similar to that.

There was a pool party and everyone started talking about rape and I got scared and nervous.

Then I was in a big abandoned building and my mother was there. I was telling her that they should rehab the building and market it as an apartment building for students.

Then my nephew was there and I was holding him and he was a baby again instead of eleven.

I had like a million dreams last night, but I don't remember them all now.

In one of them my mother was tormenting me and chasing me around and I went to Mona's room in her old house on Front St. and I was trying to get her to help me and she did but she seemed annoyed.

Jeremy and I were laying together on the floor of our apartment watching a movie or show.

I said something to him about liking the size I am and not wanting to lose weight.

He was distracted by the show so he turned to me and said "What?"

And I sort of mumbled incoherently and changed my mind about telling him.

And he said "What's wrong?"

And then I woke up.

I was at a fancy mall looking for khakis to wear to work.

At one point I was in a REALLY fancy area looking at all these square rooms that led into each other and they were covered in brocade and mirrors and fireplaces and fancy things.

I went into one store and this guy demanded my email address to sign me up for the mailing list and I got annoyed.

Then I saw Linda, Charley's mom. She said she knew the guy and she was going to see if she could get me a discount.

Then I looked at her and realized that she was scrawny as fuck and I told her she looked really sick and I told the guy to go buy her a cheeseburger for lunch.

Then I was biking and I started to go into this parking garage and I was suddenly like 'My back hurts, someone help me, help me please. Oh my back hurts HELP ME.' and I'm screaming and still biking and my brakes won't work and I'm barreling into the parking garage, then I just start screaming at the top of my lungs, not even words anymore, and I crash my bike and I can't see myself in the dream but I know I'm all covered in blood and this girl runs up and is like "Are you dead?" and when she realizes I'm not dead she's like "Let me show you a picture of what you look like." 

and I'm like 'NO DON'T.' 

And then my alarm went off and woke me up.