I've been having so many crazy dreams lately.

Last night I dreamt that I was in Japan and travel didn't work the way it does in real life now, and I knew that I'd probably never see my friends and family again because I was too far away from them.

Then I was in a flea market that was like one that I had visited in a dream years ago, and I asked them if I could buy a fossil that began with a C that I had bought in the flea market before in my other dream.

(Now that I'm looking it up in waking life I'm pretty sure I was asking for cephalopod fossils and more specifically ammonites. They were round just like that.) 

They said no, and I was disappointed, but they had lots of plants for sale so that was good.

I've had lots of other dreams lately that I should have been recording. My dreams are so weird. 

I had a dream the other night that I was on a cruise ship that ended up being in a storm or something, and I had to convince this guy on the outside of the ship to come inside so he wouldn't die, then I was in a building where they told me to go to a certain area and they told me I'd be a prostitute but instead of selling sex I was basically just doing very g-rated things related to stuff like foot fetishes and other stuff that wasn't a huge deal.

Then they told me to go get my hair wet so I had to go downstairs to do that, then I went back upstairs but couldn't find the room I was in before, then I was in a hallway with some girl and a guy and I suddenly felt very faint and the guy told me he was going to steal my engagement ring and I got pissed as hell.

I told both of them that if they stole my engagement ring I'd kill them, regardless of my passed-out status and they better watch their asses. 

Also they wanted to work me as a regular hooker I think but I had already been approved as the "higher class" hooker who didn't even have to have sex and just had to sit around looking pretty basically, either way I was so pissed off about them talking about stealing my engagement ring that I wasn't even worried about being forced to have sex with anyone.

My dreams are so weird.